Role Play- A Village In Valorim

[Meliva]

Emily just stares at the man speaking of tradition like she's looking at the world's biggest fool.

You know, I can understand wanting to pillage, destroy etc. etc.. But you ARE aware of just how suicidal it would be to try that here. I mean, if I was one of you, id leave here, and pillage somewhere that DOESN'T have hundreds of pirates, dozens of golems, and other defenses that would more or less turn you all to bloody piles of goo. Regardless, fools die a fools death. I suggest those of you who don't want to die, to drop your weapons and kneel.

She snaps her fingers and the golems begin moving towards the group, aiming to kill any with a weapon. Emily sits down on a nearby stump and decides to watch the carnage. She takes out some snacks from her robes and chuckles to herself.

God it's been ages since I seen a good one sided massacre. Reminds me of the old days.

[Zephore]

a few more of the men drops their weapons. One even charges one of the golems. Agnsr sheathes his sword and laugh.

Glad I weren't forced to kill my own crew.

[Meliva]

The man who charges the golem strikes it, only for the blade to barely chip it. The golem smashes its fist into his chest, piercing through his armor and coming out the other side. Emily laughs.

Oh man, that was hilarious. You know, the golems will only kill you if you hold a weapon. So, might be a good idea to start dropping them.

[Zephore]

They seem to tremble a little in fear, but they're holding onto their weapons.

Emily,, I think they got a death wish.

[Jack Teach]

Jack hears the commotion outside, he turns to his wife who is looking over some papers. He grabs a rather large pistol and his sword

Stay here.

He walks over to Agnars tent.

You men who started this, will either have to leave, or you can die. MEN

A good 500 men drop what they're doing and rush over weapons drawn.

[Meliva]

Emily sighs.

Honestly this has gone from funny to sad. Jack, your men won't be needed. Honestly nothing they do can hurt my golems apparently, but your men could get hurt and die. Just let the golems handle it.

Emily snaps her fingers and the golems begin moving towards the remaining men still holding weapons. As they approach she calls out to them.

You know, I am rather surprised none of you have thought to try to kill the person who commands the golems. I mean, sure you might not win, but I'm flesh and blood while their stone. You lads are not the smartest bunch of people are ya.

Some of the golems seem to even begin making a path straight towards Emily, Who just continues sitting down, on the stump, smiling at the men with her legs crossed. She ponders to herself if these men are dumb enough to charge towards an obvious trap. She sincerely hopes they are.

[Jack Teach]

jack shrugs

They'll be fine. It's there bloody job anyway.

[Zephore]

more men drops their weapons and drops to their knees. Two of them charges at Emily. With a swift move, Agnar rushes forward, unsheathes his sword and points it at the throat of their leader.

You heard the man. And it'll be one of your own ships.. beside, there's only one, and that's mine. If you're lucky, you can buy one. I would count on getting away, as fast as possible.

[Meliva]

Emily simply smiles at the 2 who are charging towards her, before mumbling a few words and the 2 men suddenly stop, their eyes glazing over. Emily begins inspecting her nails out of boredom before speaking.

You 2 are very bitter enemies. Neither of you will rest til the other is dead.

The 2 men begin hacking at eachother, until they both die from their wounds. Emily says to the other men rather bored.

You know, I might make you all kill eachother. That would be fun. Or if you want, I can give you a boat, and you lot can go and pillage somebody else, who can't massacre you all. Oh and be sure after you raid somebody to tell them of the great and powerful witch Emily Panselo, who creamed all of you.

Emily laughs as she gets up and starts heading back toward her cave.

I'm bored. Back to work. This was a good workout for my golems though.

Emily begins walking back to her cave.

[Jack Teach]

Jack sighs and fires his pistol in the air.

All right, back to work.

His men go back to work, and jack goes back to his wife.