SeaHag's Diary

[Meliva]

Day 3418
1/18/2022

Today I plan to take back something that was stolen from me and my people ages ago. Just as Clockwork stole a bucket and I reclaimed it, so shall I too attempt to reclaim Pania. With the great Pirate King Nelson helping to lead me, as I have little practical warfare knowledge, and my voodoo powers, and the help of our fellow Islanders we shall claim Pania back from those American thieves. We also took Prote and gave Gasp to TK for the day to hurt them a bit more. They began retaliating with BD's on St. Martin, but our citizens will gladly die to right this wrong. Don't listen to their pleas to the contrary, they just be jokesters like myself.

This old sea hag shall have her REVENGE!


Note-this is just for fun, In truth I don't hold a grudge for the past, and this is just an excuse to RP for sh*ts and giggles and the war is just to add some excitement to game(and partly for the port . I hope some US citizens will join in. Good luck to all who join in this little war.


Edit-As night fell on 1/18/2022, things were dreadfully quiet. The ports were taken, Gasp was flipped, yet the americans have not yet responded. Are they scared? plotting? Other then a few undercover pokes no response. They took back Gasp, but that's it so far. Me thinks a storm is brewing. I must be ready to face it.

Edit 2

Day 3419
1/19/2022

I went to have a nice evening nap, and when I awoke I discovered the Americana have launched their counterattack. No direct attack, but instead countless conspiracies and gold to retake their ports-We managed to holde onto Prote, but Pania was taken. I figured they would not surrender without a fight, and while part of me is sad to have to get off my lazy bones and fight, part of me is glad for the challenge. Meanwhile, the Virgin islands took Akrotiri from them, and voodoo has been slung to weaken the US members. Things are finally getting eventful

[Meliva]

Read the edits above for some stuff that I added in

1/20/2022 Day 3419

Countless battles have been going on, as we have used voodoo to light up the american fleets. I've been using the gold I pilfered from them to try to strengthen my influence in Pania. So many battles attacked, yet I run out of turns and energy to finish them all. The Americans have yet to send any messages to me or nelson about demands or any plan to surrender or negotiate. We may settle for just taking Prote and calling it a truce with the Americans honestly, though that's only if Pania proves to be too difficult to claim. Least that's my thought on it, Nelson and the others may desire to claim Pania even more then I, though I do seek to right the wrong the US did to Kitts. Meanwhile the US Virgin Islands have taken Akrotiri, and the Americans seem to be fighting to take it back. Tis good to be on the same side as Pro, my rear hurt for quite a while last fight I had with him I pity his enemies in a way however.

[Meliva]

1/20/2022 Day 3420.

I have captured Neapolis from the Americans, while Nelson Held Prote. Pania remains out of reach however, though we have forced them to reinforce their influence there. Meanwhile, a voodoo attack I launched on slammer worked! I broke his MB and hit him with various curses, but alas one of his friends cleared him before any real damage was done. I plan to make a grand declaration shortly after writing this, demanding the US come sit at the negoatiating table and surrender one or more ports or the war shall not only continue, but escalate.

[Meliva]

1/21/2022 Day 3420

As I awoke this morning I finally received word from Americans- in the form of an attack! Finally they're doing something more active. Various props failed to pierce my defenses, along with a single time spiral, but Caladan used serenities to clear my of my MB and CC(a waste honestly) and tagged me with Hostile Natives! The damage was minimal as my guild mates tagged me with clearing voodoo and a fresh MB.

[Meliva]

1/23/2022
Day 3422.
Been in talks with the US to end the war, with us claiming the ports of Neapolis and Prote while they keep the rest. So far it seems they are agreeable to these terms, though some bilge rats BD's our ports out of spite, the damage was thankfully fixed. While I did not claim the port I set out to, I have still avenged the old wrong. They stole 2 ports from me back in the day, and today I stole two ports from them. I am happy with this outcome, though I am still wary of a potential betrayal. You never know what may happen next.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Mmmmm... Prote? The once upon a time Capital of Mexico? Maybe we should do some reclaiming... as I recall... we had three ports until the multi-accounter hiding under the US flag stole them...

Sings : 'You're so vain.. I bet you think this post is about ya.. you're so vain...'

[Meliva]

Would be quite interesting to see Mexico pop back up on the map. If you decide to steal a port, best of luck to you and may the best side win .

[Most Lee Harmless]

Depends.. those radio-active coconuts are damn scary...

[Admiral Nelson]

Depends.. those radio-active coconuts are damn scary...

Yikes... Go to message the donkey fairing man and it says the Pidgeon could not deliver the message.

Says you have been shooting them down, as a way of blocking me out!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Pigeon pie is good eating! Well, not if you get a clean hit... them 105mm shells have a wide blast radius... but it's the thought that counts.

*scrolls through 47 pages of blocklist*

Mmm... yep... there you is, hiding behind Cappy, well, I hope it is hiding but he does have a strange gleam in his eye...

*sighs*

*removes from blocklist*

Oh bless! Cappy looks... distraught!