King of the Hill

[DezNutz]

Dez drops napalm on the hill, the only thing remaining after the fires die down are a blonde wig and the throne at the top of the hill. Dez sits on the throne.

[Lil Lola]

Little does Dez know Lolita’s nickname in college was Jaakuna gokiburi. She easily survived the napalm blast. And beats the living ****out of Dez and takes back her throne.

[Henry Avery]

Thomas drops the entirety of the USA's nuclear arsenal on the hill, and then sits on the throne wearing a hazmat suit.

[Leo]

Leo punches Thomas in the throat and then shoves him into a conveniently placed abyss (checkmate star wars). Leo then sits atop the mutilated mound that could once be called a hill.

[Argo]

Argo calls on her old mate Thor who immediately strikes Leo with a lightning bolt to the brain .. Leo explodes into a thousand pieces never to be whole again. Argo then sits her bumbum back where it belongs.. once more queen of the hill ..

[Meliva]

old mel's corpse jolts upright, knocking over the throne casting Argo down the hill. She looks around a bit confused, before remarking.

kicked outta hell again for talking too much. ah well, too cold down there for me old bones anyway. Guess I'm queen of the hill or whatever again.

[Henry Avery]

Thomas jumps out of the abyss, summons Zeus, zaps Mel into ashes, brushes her of the throne, and sits.

[Argo]

No, Thomas. This did not happen.

[Henry Avery]

Thomas stands up, pulling out an AK-47, which he then proceeds to use to turn Argo into swiss cheese, with extra lead. He then sits back down, at peace once again.

[DezNutz]

Dez trolls everyone on the hill until they give up and leave. Dez sits back on the thrown and is once again King of the Hill.