Fantasy Draft VIII - Official Chit Chat

[Argo]

Comebacks won't win me a port.

Neither will running around to all the inboxes and being "nice"...Yes..that's right...I've heard Pitt - 'nice' - it was even suggested by madshan I should behave more like you and be 'nice' and 'kind' n stuff...Who took a port by being 'nice' ?

That's true..he is a sweetheart. I do so like Pitt.

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Pitt just casted a SN on me?? well should I tell him Sol already gave me his TM[/quote]

Yup..hes real 'nice' hey - I helped him out the other day chasing a Milestone - know what his thanks wAs? Stole my BoW and my fancy and MUCH-loved War Galleon - there's your MR NICE....

[William Pitt]

Pitt just casted a SN on me?? well should I tell him Sol already gave me his TM

Yup..hes real 'nice' hey - I helped him out the other day chasing a Milestone - know what his thanks wAs? Stole my BoW and my fancy and MUCH-loved War Galleon - there's your MR NICE....

Didn't I already willingly sent my spy to the lot of ye?

Come on Argo - you lit me up I should have sank that SotL fleet.

[Argo]

Mr. Pitt.
Recall the events of that day.
I (pirate) had been lighting folk all day to help our Guildie-pup hit her 1000k Battles.
You tell me you are looking forward to your next milestone - (a whopping 5k mind you - not there yet)
Argo: "there is nothing for it Pitt - Ill light you up"
Pitt: I'm not worth lighting up
Argo felt you were worth it and merely obliged in good spirit to help you out. I was excited for you.
What greater gift can a pirate give than an opportunity to help you reach your goals - and then you steal from me.

TEAM PITT - Here is your Captain. Less battles upon the sea than most of you. And no understanding of pirate heart nor mind -
Just how does he plan to take the port?

TEAM KJU = INTEGRITY AND GOOD WILL. GO TEAM KJU!

[Lil Lola]

:o: Mr. Pitt.
Recall the events of that day.
I (pirate) had been lighting folk all day to help our Guildie-pup hit her 1000k Battles.
You tell me you are looking forward to your next milestone - (a whopping 5k mind you - not there yet)
Argo: "there is nothing for it Pitt - Ill light you up"
Pitt: I'm not worth lighting up
Argo felt you were worth it and merely obliged in good spirit to help you out. I was excited for you.
What greater gift can a pirate give than an opportunity to help you reach your goals - and then you steal from me.

TEAM PITT - Here is your Captain. Less battles upon the sea than most of you. And no understanding of pirate heart nor mind -
Just how does he plan to take the port?

TEAM KJU = INTEGRITY AND GOOD WILL. GO TEAM KJU!

Just an excuse for you to return the favor that’s all honey. Take his ships and make sure to run him down with them Argo!

[Soliel]

As Mr. Pitt has contracted ad space from me for this draft, I'd feel amiss attacking his character, person, or team. Might I mention that the slogan he's so proud of, "Vote Smart- Vote Pitt!", made its first appearance nowhere other than my fleets, though?

I digress. No matter the case, I can personally attest to the fact that Team KJU is the superior choice this draft. I don't say this arbitrarily, like the other teams are, though; I can back up this statement with cold, hard facts.

1) First and foremost! As the future Queen of Caspian, I can say with absolute certainty port control is in me and my allies' future!
2) I've seen multiple posts making fun of our Glorious Captain's weight! However, that would just make it harder to move him out of a port, no? Checkmate.
3) We have the most ads. If we were a bad team, it logically follows that no one would advertise us.
4) Other teams are copying us. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, and I think that couldn't be more true as I see fleet after fleet saying "Vote Team X!", simply copying our scheme.
5) Unlike other teams (not naming any names), we can actually talk and spread the good word of our superiority instead of just reposting the same .png a few times!
6) Unlike other teams, we don't have any individuals who kick, drop, or engage in... ahem... other activities with poor, innocent dogs. Need I say more?

This is but the tip of the iceburg.

Now that the Picks are Done, Vote Kim Jong Un!
A.S.S. isn't necessarily watching you, but you should still vote KJU!
Vote the Best in the Run- Vote Kim Jong Un!

[Zephore]

I'll take your sotl too.

[Zephore]

Argo, do you want to keep your sotls?


I do run a ship liberation service, and sotls can always be sold for gold to take over a port...

Really? You just gonna give her the same shtick you use in Slack? Weak

Lolita, I'll give you this; I rarely double post, but I'll most likely not steal Argos sotls in near future.
It's mostly a running joke between I and her.

But you're welcome to call me weak, but please promise me, you don't come unarmed to a battle of wits...

[Lil Lola]

Argo, do you want to keep your sotls?


I do run a ship liberation service, and sotls can always be sold for gold to take over a port...

Really? You just gonna give her the same shtick you use in Slack? Weak

Lolita, I'll give you this; I rarely double post, but I'll most likely not steal Argos sotls in near future.
It's mostly a running joke between I and her.

But you're welcome to call me weak, but please promise me, you don't come unarmed to a battle of wits...

no I called your comment weak. I expected something from you as good as the shot she took at your team. I guess she left you speechless. Yeah she has that effect on people.

[Zephore]

I've got no reason to reply nonsense from a commoner like Argo.

You know, in old times folk tales and alike was supposed hit on those above yourself?
Yeah... That's how I picture Argo. Trying, yet failing.
I have my coconut bra, everything's alright.

[Lil Lola]

Well if you look at it that way. Since Anne Bonny is the Pirate Queen. I guess that makes Argo the Pirate Princess?!?? ha bow down to Argo then.