Fantasy Draft VIII - Official Chit Chat

[Banger]

Team Banger isn't going to engage in any mudslinging. We have a simple motto and that's good enough.

Team Banger: We do want we want!

[Lachlan]

GO TEAM KIM, VOTE FOR KIM JUNG UNS TEAM OR YOU WILL BE NUKED!

Thanks for your time everyone!

[The Lamb]

Caspian News Network:

This just in, allegations continue to be made against Team Banger. We have evidence of pillaging, raiding, assassination's, slave trading, bootlegging, whoring, blasphemy, horse thievery, pornography, bank robbery, counterfeiting, poopping in public, sabotage, spying, selling children, spitting on the natives, using plastic straws, murder, whoring again, smacking a priest, smacking an alter boy, smacking a school marm, gambling, feeding bacon to pigs, denouncing Santa, wearing white after labor day, and there are even pictures of inappropriate relations involving a donkey and a scantly clad sea turtle and even with all the evidence against Captain Banger, no one is shocked.

Alas, we at CNN must throw in the towel. We simply cannot find anything so awful, so dastardly that it will have any impact on Captain Bangers reputation.

Edit: This just in, we have more evidence of more whoring, and once again nothing to report!

This is CNN, most trusted news in Avornmora

[Argo]

Caspian News Network:

This just in, allegations continue to be made against Team Banger. We have evidence of pillaging, raiding, assassination's, slave trading, bootlegging, whoring, blasphemy, horse thievery, pornography, bank robbery, counterfeiting, poopping in public, sabotage, spying, selling children, spitting on the natives, using plastic straws, murder, whoring again, smacking a priest, smacking an alter boy, smacking a school marm, gambling, feeding bacon to pigs, denouncing Santa, wearing white after labor day, and there are even pictures of inappropriate relations involving a donkey and a scantly clad sea turtle and even with all the evidence against Captain Banger, no one is shocked.

Alas, we at CNN must throw in the towel. We simply cannot find anything so awful, so dastardly that it will have any impact on Captain Bangers reputation.

This is CNN, most trusted news in Avornmora

Aye ElD..there are many such stories of Governor Captain Banger - one such tale, or so I'm told by very reliable sources, had to do with..um...what was it he said...oh yes.. " a stripper pole and a whole lot of orange powder" ... Wonder what that was about?

[DezNutz]

Caspian News Network:

This just in, allegations continue to be made against Team Banger. We have evidence of pillaging, raiding, assassination's, slave trading, bootlegging, whoring, blasphemy, horse thievery, pornography, bank robbery, counterfeiting, poopping in public, sabotage, spying, selling children, spitting on the natives, using plastic straws, murder, whoring again, smacking a priest, smacking an alter boy, smacking a school marm, gambling, feeding bacon to pigs, denouncing Santa, wearing white after labor day, and there are even pictures of inappropriate relations involving a donkey and a scantly clad sea turtle and even with all the evidence against Captain Banger, no one is shocked.

Alas, we at CNN must throw in the towel. We simply cannot find anything so awful, so dastardly that it will have any impact on Captain Bangers reputation.

This is CNN, most trusted news in Avornmora

Aye ElD..there are many such stories of Governor Captain Banger - one such tale, or so I'm told by very reliable sources, had to do with..um...what was it he said...oh yes.. " a stripper pole and a whole lot of orange powder" ... Wonder what that was about?

Hey. There is nothign wrong with having your wenches covered in cheesy poof powder.

[Lana]

Thank you Anne for choosing me. It is a great honor to be part of your fantasy team.
Tbh, I thought this draft would pass without me, since I've been "under the radar" for a pretty long time... even my chat window doesn't work for months and I am lazy to contact CJ and ask him to solve it. But Anne, you really pleasantly surprised me!

GO TEAM ANNE, WE ARE THE BEST!

[Argo]

GO TEAM KIM, VOTE FOR KIM JUNG UNS TEAM OR YOU WILL BE NUKED!

Thanks for your time everyone!

[Stan Rogers]

It has come to my attention that there are fleets sailing around, denouncing the superiority of Team Pitt. Blasphemy!!!!

All fleets that denounce the superiority of Team Pitt will be plundered.
All fleets that promote the superiority of Team Pitt will be duly rewarded.

This is good , fair, underhandedness IMO.
I may even change the name of a fleet or two

[DezNutz]

Need I say more..

[Noffin]

I am the original - Need I say more....TEAM AB