Fantasy Draft VIII - Official Chit Chat

[The Lamb]

Hey Zeph... Per your orders i have been looking for proof of scandalous activities by our rival captains.

As you know I was able to uncover the Animal Cruelty and crimes against fashion with Capt. Kim.

I have underground video proof of the most heinous activities being done by Captain Pitt. He is running what he calls UBFC (Ultimate Baby Fighting Championship). Whistle blower video show him smuggling babies into Avonmora in illegal fruit show below:



He teaches them grappling and submission techniques



He then trains the baby's the art of full contact combat with a two baby enter, one baby leave rule.



If it wasnt bad enough to watch baby's fighting for his own twisted pleasure, the worst atrocity is he wont let a single soul bet on it and thats just sick! Disgusting! No sir, not on my watch.

[William Pitt]

I mean, Lachlan still has the chance

Unfortunately, we can't see the faces of his 9th or 10th pick. Seems Lach is up to something, something huge, something with turtles...and ba----(that is me) ...

Something huge.

[Zephore]

Right...

But... VIVA LA TURTLES! Down with Argo.

Don't forget the seals, SO DOWN WITH LACH TOO!

[Haron]

Riiight. Let's hope there is still room for El D in Avonmora's asylum. I hear the esteemed Dr Mengele still runs the place.

Meanwhile, Anne grabs Lana, the famme fatale of Aiora. Loyal to a fault, Lana is still in Helm, the guild she joined when she first set foot in these lands. She early on settled down in mighty Tokelau, no doubt to seduce and be trained by the powers that be. In addition to the wealth that comes with years of trading, Lana still has contacts in every port. However, I have heard rumours of Lana also having to conduct business in a strange land called RL. Will she be able to give her team the necessary attention while still conducting her secret business in this mysterious place?

[Soliel]

I'd like to come out and assure all onlookers and participants alike that any and all allegations that have been made against the honorable Kim Jong Un and his crew members are completely false. It's entirely fake news drummed up by rival captains to gain an upper hand! Such dirty, dishonorable tricks to try to tarnish our immaculate team can't be left unanswered.

Turtle soup? Bah, ridiculous. Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of, but what matters is that we change for the better! No one on our team actively eats turtle soup, I can tell you that for darn sure.

And clubbing seals? With baby seals no less? What nonsense! It seems a madman came up with this, I hope there's more than one room available at the Avonmora Asylum!

I'd like to once again assure everyone that both of these claims are absolute balderdash. Complete nonsense, rubbish, made only to defame us!

But... let's say I haven't convinced you. Even if they were true... you wouldn't want to be next, huh?

When the picks are done, vote Kim Jong Un!
Big Brother is watching you, so be sure to vote KJU!
Vote the best in the run, vote Kim Jong Un!

[DezNutz]

Big Brother is watching you, so be sure to vote KJU!

Avonmora Secret Society does not recognize or support this statement.

[Zephore]

You know what I think, Pixel?
That you're just trying to save your own skin, since the circumstances be that, you're on his team... Someone else than the own teams interns should look at this, you the team itself.

We have Turtle H Whale looking into this. Mainly H, as he's a bystander.
Wolfie, what's your take on this?

[The Lamb]

Caspian News Network:

This just In..... we have heard from anonymous sources that a full investigation was done by people close to Captain Kim about allegations of Animal Cruelty and crimes against fashion.

The investigation generated evidence of all wrong doing and implicates members of his team as well. Due to the sensitive nature of these accusations, and the sources remaining anonymous, no evidence will be shown, you will just have to take our word for it.

This is CNN, most trusted news in Avornmora

[Leo]

Release the sources' info! We want to know who it was!

[Zephore]

Wolfie has also finished his investigations, and it proves that all his 2000 agents, but 1 found the accusations regarding KJU true.

This last one agent, was paid by KJU to keep quiet... This doesn't look good, Kim...