by Haron » Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:10 pm
OH NO! Pitt makes a major mistake! He mistakes visibility for skill or power, and selects the good-for-nothing lousy pirate Haron. Surely, this grave mistake must drop Pitt's chances of winning to zero. Haron will surely only get in the way, and hardly has the resources nor stamina to contribute significantly to a port battle. This almost has-been, whose frigates are the laughing stock of Avonmora, has no place in a strong team like this. To make matters worse, the options available to Pitt at this point were several extremely strong players, who surely now will be taken by the other captains.
The only proper way to describe Haron, is with the words of CrackedCubes, from the day of the Coconut festival. And I quote:
Ole' Haron was a pirate
but he wasn't very good.
He wore patches over both eyes,
and a parrot on his foot!
his rotten ship and fraying flag,
had seen much better days.
And his crew had all but left him,
'Cause they were not getting paid!
Ole' Haron couldn't read a map,
Or sail a route by star.
So floated round in circles,
For near to not too far!
His wooden leg was broken,
And his beard a tangled mess.
The only help he had these days,
Was a scruffy pirate called "insert your favorite pirate here".
Ole Haron was a pirate,
And he knew at that he stunk.
So he packed it in and sold his boat,
Before he'd gotten sunk!
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