The Guild Games - King of the Hill

[Shaydo]

You may sit on my hill, although that is trespassing so i'm going to have to charge you a tithe to stay or you may be removed.

With that a statue of Shaydo falls from the sky to land atop the hill.... On it a bronze sign reads... "Tithe here all who wish to stay atop my hill"...

[Princess]

with a pound in hand princess passes to watch the view

[Roileon]

Since Fox was the original land owner, I'm allowed to say this, muhahaha!
Shaydo upon closer inspection of the deed realizes it was fake! He had been tricked out of his gold by sly and clever Fox! Shaydo is removed from the hill by a pack of ravaging Foxes who have now been recruited to guard the hill. Fox once again owns the hill. Even princess runs.

[Shaydo]

I'm still not on the hill btw, there is my statue you may all pay homage to, but i'm hidden away safe with my land deed .

You may have first set foot on the hill. However did you register your land claim, or merely wonder onto the hill and lay claim by force?

I checked the records in the Avonmora land registry office and no one had purchased the land deeds, everyone was merely fighting over it. A few gold coins to the write official granted me to deeds, now you may continue to fight knowing i'm hidden away with the deeds .

People never follow the paper trail first, strength of arms isn't assured victory.

[R0nnie]

I walk into the avonmora land registry office with crates of gold.....and an hour l8r, after feeding the officials with some more of the valuable metal, the paper that shaydo called a deed became as ordinary as a piece of paper could get, its worth being reduced to zero with another deed signed to me by the registry officer and also by the people way higher up than him in the administrative ladder that put my name as the legal owner of the hill for another thousand years to come.Now, as the hill legally becomes mine, i'll go and prepare for some gunpowder party for anyone other than my guildmates who dare near the hill....

[Roileon]

Moderators begin to inspect the registry office for corruption, and taking bribes to sell land of Avonmora! Until then, all deeds are nullified! Shaydo's statue towers the hill.

[Big Brother]

The current occupiers of the hill gaze in wonder as a cloud of mist appears on all horizons, deadening the sun to a red glow.

"Can it be?" says one man setting up a cannon given to him by Ronnie, "It must be!!!"

He yells over to his companions and points at the sky, behold, the flying tanks have returned from the great beyond. What is that? An insignia on their wings reveal that it is the newly appointed Somalian Marquess, Hannibal Smith's flag of Somalia. As the men gape in wonder at the tanks, they do not notice that a whining has pervaded the air. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large explosion racks the hill, rendering anyone on it, also the structures peaking the hill, and as well as those within 10 miles of it) dead or destroyed from either the explosion itself, or the massive shock wave that engulfed the land nearby. An after image burns in the sky, the shape of an eye burns into the minds of those outside of 10 miles to all in Avonmora. The Flying tanks approach the hill, all the while blasting incendiary rounds into the sides and top of the hill. Anyone lucky enough to survive the fire was slaughtered as an elite force known as the A-team pours out from the tanks' personnel bays. One man walks out of a tank, and walks up the hill with a large magnum, in hand and plants a large flag into the top the hill bearing the insignia of the pirate nation, Somalia. The men, having finished their work yell loudly, for all to hear,

"Long live Somalia, and our majestic line of kings!!"
"Long live Hannibal Smith!!!"
"Long live our un-dead messiah!"

The men proceed to build an impenetrable line of defenses around the flag, they construct a force-field generator to protect them from all sides, as well as from the subterranean assaults that may come. Content once the fortifications were complete, they remained alert to any, and all, disturbances found by all forms of detection. They were ready...

[Captain Blue]

Agent 23 Activate's the Wales Top Secret Laser Satellite. It will directed on the top of the hill burning everything to ashes within 25m radius.
Then Agent 23 slowly walks up the hill setting up his hammock with a beer holder. This time he brought some company, The Twin.

The twin set up their equipment and away they go!

Agent 23 enjoys his lovely cold beer while watching 2 girls on a stripper pole and of course the lovely view of sea and mountains.

[Big Brother]

Smith exclaims, "Hah, my force-field has deflected the laser, my defenses are impenetrable in more than just name!"

As soon as the twin and agent 23 walked up to the force field, they were vaporized on contact with the field along with the 2 women and the pole. The defenses held!!!

[Mohammed]

Mohammed shoots a ball so hard it breaks the force field and hits smith so hard that it is gone u. i. h.. a..

he goes down hill screaming

i did not bother to read the other posts so if any one wants this hill take cause my valley have a soccer field while the hill doesn't so i dont want it


PK