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Postby Malachi Constant » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:04 am

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”


― Kurt Vonnegut
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Postby Bmw » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:23 pm

Ah yes blame me not being able to put periods in sentences on me. My phone is broken so I can't use them and so is my laptop. When I actually use punctuation I'm copying and pasting all of it.
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Postby Lana » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:27 pm

Who gives a crap you don't use punctuation often most don't it's still easy enough to read within your head unless if your an illiterate who has to read out load and by the punctuation to make it sound correct everyone can usually tell what you mean when you don't use punctuation


You blame us (our illiteracy), it seems to me...
How interesting, only punctuations buttons on your comp and phone are ''broken''. Just... :roll:
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Postby Bmw » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:29 pm

it's only me period key that's broken, dropped my phone on my laptop breaking my phone screen in the right spot where it stopped working and breaking the period key on my laptop in one foul swoop.
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Postby Donald Trump » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:59 pm

"It's only me period key that's broken"

Has period in sentence. You can't seriously think we are that stupid?
Just repeat after me: "Czar Ivan did not help me win the elections."
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Postby Bmw » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:00 pm

DoS wrote:"It's only me period key that's broken"

Has period in sentence. You can't seriously think we are that stupid?


you do realize im on a different computer right now. and I've copied and pasted the period into the memory on my laptop just don't always use it.
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Postby Donald Trump » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:16 pm

Maybe you can break up your paragraphs by enters and put a slash so it's a poem lol.

Still be 100% easier to read.


BMW thinks people who can't read his messages are illiterate/

How ignorant/



inb4 BMW only talks in poems.


BMW this is how your paragraphs are.

"Well I am defeated but I come back and I defat Aver one day just watch I will cme you thnk i am down but i come back becauz of i bmw DoS is an idot for crrecting me on me grammer jst wait untl my wr flet drops and i has 2k turns Aver and LT I wil defet ayes with my guid y du peple say i ned grammar wut is capit@l izaton i stel thnk peple can red me dezcripzions"
Just repeat after me: "Czar Ivan did not help me win the elections."
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Re: - John Avery's Story - The Chronicle's II -

Postby Bmw » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:18 pm

What are you even trying to say there not even anything that I've said just a crude representation.
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