Bmw wrote:Meliva wrote:dog food for me aswell  
 tastes like bacon my ass. I should have sued for false advertising. 

 
its not that bad i had a dog crap in my mouth while i was sleeping
 
well If this was a contest id say you won hands down. not much can be worse then that. 
I remember one of my oldest brothers was playing with our dog who had just had pups, and he decided for some reason to squeeze a nipple, it shot milk straight into his mouth. he did not enjoy it  

 another relative of mine, my fathers nephew when he was a toddler wandered into the family dog who had just had pups and she let him nurse on her. kinda gross, but sweet.