Forum Competition - International Maths Day 2023

[Argo]

The International Day of Mathematics (I.D.M.) on March 14 is a worldwide celebration that happens each year where all countries will participate (including students and the general public) in math activities. Did you know that March 14 is already celebrated in many countries as Pi Day? Yes, it is because this date is written as 3/14, and the mathematical constant Pi is approximately 3.14! So, this day is all about mathematics!

MIAB is celebrating with all the math nerds here at PG and offering another competition...

International Maths Day, March 14th, 2023 .. One week away and the competition closes midnight 14th ..
100 credits on offer - 50 for 1st, 30credits for 2nd and 20credits for third place! .. So get to it ..

This time, post your best jokes, anecdotes, puzzles, memes, games, gifs etc Anything goes as long as its math related!

For the players who view these great posts please let our entrants know in the thread what you think of their entries!


This could sway the judges final decision and earn yerselves some fast, fat coin for commenting. (10M in gold coin to the Sponors choice of best comment)
This game is sponsored by Myriad Bank and the kind and generous trixikilikili - one of MIABs and PGs staunch and respected sponsors! Arrgh!


I think most know about Argo's relationship with numbers so I'm here for the laughs and to allocate the winner's credits

But I can kick this off with a joke I heard recently that made me laugh!

What did the 0 say to the number 8 ?
"Nice belt."

Good luck and have fun.

[Zephore]

Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?

It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.

[DezNutz]

My wife told me she hated all the ads during the super bowl.


I told her I thought she loved math.

[Dejanira]

This seems appropriate: One Is The Loneliest Number, in the Three Dog Night version.

[Stafford fairbone]

I guess the probability of a new player joining the forum, with a math joke is low.

[Shadowood]

I guess the probability of a new player joining the forum, with a math joke is low.

Welcome!!

[Henry Avery]

[Argo]

All great entries so far and having a good chuckle! Keep em coming!! Remember you can enter as many times as you wish!

To those who haven't posted their entries or comment yet, you have until Wensday by Reset. Join the fun and earn some easy!

Thank you once again to our Sponsor Trixikilli.. Myriad Bank ... Bank with Trix ...

[Argo]

There are two answers to this question because there are 2 things about this set of numbers that makes it rather unique ..

8549176320

What are they?

[DezNutz]

There are two answers to this question because there are 2 things about this set of numbers that makes it rather unique ..

8549176320

What are they?

You mean other than when each digit is written out in word form, the numbers are in alphabetical order and that like every other number, no other number will be 8 Billion, 549 Million, 176 Thousand, 320.