Royal Proclamation: Divine Welcome to the Court of Somalia

[Juicypotato]

I mean you can't argue with a troll. You're feeding his negative pleasure. What a loser.

[MAjesty]

thats why u drink fancy liquors from expensive glasses and sing about being a pirate. and drink the rich XXXX's wine

[Grogggy]

I think the precise term is "goblet..."

[MAjesty]

cappy -1 pirate point for fancy speaking

in a rare double whammy announcement.


it is posted that the Royal Court Will Continue, even should my passport be revoked in any way for any reason. The liquor is always cheap and convenient. Come down to Somalia... have a great time in our exotic nightlife, then maybe walk home barefoot.

[SSR]

Home... hospital does it even matter?

[Lefty]

Lot of second place talk. SHHHHHHHhhhhhhh. Number one pirate says Booyaahhh to the wannabe gangsters

[MAjesty]

sorry. this is a closed party.

[Lefty]

I cant hear your party up here in first place.

[Grogggy]

You can't be first place pirate because you aren't a pirate.

You really can't be a pirate without a pirate ship.

Oh yeah, and you have to be feared...

[Roileon]

You can't be first place pirate because you aren't a pirate.

You really can't be a pirate without a pirate ship.

Oh yeah, and you have to be feared...

Lefty has a pirate ship.

Lefty is feared.

Lefty is in the nation of Somalia

By those 3 things, he's a pirate.