Royal Proclamation: Divine Welcome to the Court of Somalia

[MAjesty]

His Royal Majesty Zombie Lord-King of Somalia Proclaims the Following.

A crafty shape-shifting creation has found themselves within the court of his Divine Majesty.

He goes by many names and presents in many forms, all that is known for sure is that he is a true warrior of the highest caliber.

It is therefore with great honor that the form now recognized as "Glitch" is welcomed into the Divine Kingdom of Somalia.

May your adventures be many, brazen, and amusing. That his majesty may delight in your skill and bravado.

Welcome. Blessings be upon you.

& in a rare double-whammy decision. His Diving Majesty proclaims a reversal of his previous declaration. And the player DoomIris is no longer banished from His Majesty's kingdom.



just kidding. Get Out Loser, NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.

Always Yours,
-Majesty

[Xanadu]

L O L ! ! !

[Lefty]

The people have spoken and I am here.

[Lefty]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Tonight, more than 86 days after a former colony won the right to determine its own destiny, the task of
perfecting our Somalian union moves forward.
(APPLAUSE)
It moves forward because of you. It moves forward because you reaffirmed the spirit that has triumphed over war
and depression, the spirit that has lifted this country from the depths of despair to the great heights of hope,
the belief that while each of us will pursue our own individual dreams, we are an Pirate family and we rise or fall
together as one nation and as one people.
(APPLAUSE)
Tonight, in this conflict, you, the Somalian people, reminded us that while our road has been hard, while our
journey has been long, we have picked ourselves up, we have fought our way back, and we know in our hearts that for
Somalia the best is yet to come.
(APPLAUSE)
OBAMA: I want to thank every Pirate who participated in this rightful takeover..
(APPLAUSE)
... whether you voodoo'ed for the very first time or waited for a very long time.
(APPLAUSE)
Whether you pounded the cobblestones or sailed the seas...
(APPLAUSE)
... whether you held an Giant-Glitch sign or a Majesty sign, you made your voice heard and you made a
difference.
(APPLAUSE)
We may have battled fiercely, but it's only because we love this country deeply and we care so strongly about its
future.
(APPLAUSE)
In the weeks ahead, I also look forward to sitting down with Governor Majesty to talk about where we can work
together to move this country forward.
(APPLAUSE)
Some of you were new this time around, and some of you have been at my side since the very beginning.
(APPLAUSE)
But all of you are family. No matter what you do or where you go from here, you will carry the memory of the
history we made together and you will have the life-long appreciation of a grateful KING OF SOMALIA. Thank you for
believing all the way, through every squall, through every storm.
(APPLAUSE)
You lifted me up the whole way and I will always be grateful for everything that you've done and all the incredible
work that you put in.
(APPLAUSE)
And together with your help and God's grace we will continue our journey forward and remind the world just why it
is that we live in the greatest nation on Avonmora.
Thank you, Pirates Glory. God bless you. God bless Somalia.
(APPLAUSE)

[Lefty]

7. Mod Baiting (open discussion of a previously issued moderation or administrative action) is prohibited. Contact a moderator or administrator via e-mail, pm, or other private method of communication to refute or discuss a moderation or administrative action.


~Cpt Jack

[Lefty]

Im still King. Woot Woot!

[MAjesty]

well i suppose this is a good enough time to drop the issue. larry, you aren't the King of Somalia. you never were. it doesn't make any sense for the "king of somalia" to be building a wall of solid cash around himself to be "king"... that just isnt what somali pirates are.... Somalian pirates are just that, pirates... u kno... they steal things. you dont. you hover over ur keyboard, and stalk me and anyone who is friendly to me in the manner of the lowest form of internet troll.... literally 24/7 whenever i take Any action, of Any sort you show up within 2 minutes to load me and my guild up with voodoo.. expensive voodoo for that matter.... for example the 100 assassins, dozens of levi wutever. this TELLS something about you as a person. some people live to play games, i get that, but people who live to HURT people in video games, these people don't make sense to me, there's actually alot of scientific research done into why people use the anonymity of internet to bring out their inner demons and assault a captive audience with them for as long as possible. The 6 consecutive months which you have carried out this harassment puts you in a uniquely tragically low level of persons with mentalities that are by definition toxic.

whereas you STALKED me for 6 months. i bettered myself, built a highly bang per buck guild that is racking in millions on a regular basis.... which would seem to be the GOAL of the game in a game called PIRATES. Stalkers Glory is a different game, i think the app is on facebook, and you might really enjoy it.

what you DONT realize. is that the drama you made of this "battle" over somalia didn't prove you Are anything, much less the King. more like you established me as a warrior who doesn't need a single penny in his credit bank, yet can still find a way to jam bamboo under your fingernails at every possible turn.

if i had a stack of money i wished to spend on a credit card battle with a troll like you, i would... i even Could.... but i dont cuz that would be depressingly spent money (the money i spent to battle with abp back in the day that was fun, very back and forth, but this is different, this is harassment) .... the money u chose to spend on stalking me, i spent taking my lady friend to schnazzy restaurants and and other such festivities. i dont know just how deep ur desire to hurt people emotionally is, but im Very confident that i enjoyed my time and money far more then u did constantly scrolling the battle field looking for any possible chance to somehow make me less happy.... maybe u just really enjoy being like this, so congrats.

congratulations, you bought a bit of virtual territory, and in doing so made it VERY clear that Somalia is a thing in this game, a force of its own if u will. moreover, that the Somalian pirates prowling these waters are by far less concerned with paying for immunity from consequences, but instead fight tooth and nail no matter what the odds, and still end up stacking hundreds of millions of gold on a monthly, if not weekly basis.

you never were the King of Somalia larry, your actions were little more then a desperate pathetic obsession with trolling the person who is known by every long term player of this game as Somalia.

If you ever leave I'll just take it back... and even if i don't/cant... Somalian Pirates don't wear a blue flag and white star, they show up in broken down leaky boats, and leave you adrift as they drive away in ur nice rich people clutter.

We are not The Pirate King of Somalia because i bought a bunch of influence adjusting cards. We are The Pirate King of Somalia because we play like Somalian pirates, yet manage to amass great wealth.. therefore, lots of successful pirating, better at pirating then the rest of the bunch, therefore King of the Somalian styled pirates.

Enjoy your virtual real estate. I'll continue ruling the pirates of noble Somalia from wherever i sit.

Always and Forever Yours,

The MAjestous Huang-Di, Spirit and Soul of the Poor and Hungry, especially those willing to do what it takes to stop Being Hungry.

The King of Somalia.

[Lefty]

You know Im not going to read that right

[Roileon]

Read the paragraph starting with "congratulations" then the sentence that starts with "Enjoy" and that'll be the jist of it all.

[MAjesty]

we drink and we pillage and we do what we please, we take all that we want for free.... most of the rest of the song is vulgar, so ill skip to the end.


somalian pirates we