Greetings Juicy, Doom, and Synzon

[Rolando]

Well it was an eventful week. Three people raided us, three times. I admit they were successful in raiding our members. However, these raids have a cost, not just in gold and ships, but in revenge. So as a result of their attacks on the PK, Juicy's stolen warships have been taken back, as was the Mow Doom had, and the port he once held. Synzon as the least offender is just getting a voodoo beating thus far. What took you three raids, took us three hours. Just three of us. Now gentleman consider in the future the costs of your actions, or this will not be my last message to you. Congratulations, you have our attention.


Warmest Regards,

The Pirate Kings.

[SSR]

I was wondering why Iris apologized to me for taking Thorakas... I guess you are the reason and he doesn't want more beating. It's hard to say it but... thanks

[Spastic]

*sniff* *sniff* anyone else smell arrogance around

[Grogggy]

Although wrapped in the usual bluster, seems more like a desperate plea from a weakened Rolando to pretty please stop raiding PK--pretty pleeeeease!

[Juicypotato]

Why isn't joe here. He was the one that used 25 levis on my cutters just to get 4 war ships from me. Did he finally run out?

[Roileon]

Yes rolando it took 3 of you 3 hours but over 40leviathans and tons of voodoo to take back ships that had been taken a lot less cards. If you are really offering protection for your new guild, I think you'd be more efficient at, mmmm, well, protecting...
But then again, you did say pretty please. But then again, you're still losing your war against ZomB which is crazy considering how much power that you sit and boast around but really it seems people with no sols seem to be doing some damage to your mighty fleets. Guess who's next on their list?

[MAjesty]

lemme tell u whats really pathetic about all this. if rolando hadn't listened to princess, and stabbed his mentor in the back 6 months ago. we might actually be doing things as a united Pirate Kings house, instead we're fighting this pathetic civil war... i mean literally, all of the gains they've paid so dearly for is to regain stuff one of our chaps went out and stole...

so instead of actually doing pirate stuff... u know PIRATE Kings. they buy huge stacks of voodoo then chuck it at the people they think they can push around... kinda like the spoiled rich kids masquerading as kings... yet as the Original Pirate Kings have long since established, even under horrendous voodoo attacks by princess' loyal little minions The Pirate Kings have continued to steal SoTL and MoW with minimal investment of time and energy for months. if you include The Rebel Navy's accomplishment of killing imo with the crippling blows the Zombie House of the Pirate Kings has done to TMN, not to mention you know... ya'll (as in Raz or ABP) We actually won the old wars while still fighting against your nonsense.

you clowns are failures as pirates... pirates didn't buy their fortunes, they stole them. just so we're all VERY clear. the scales speak for themselves. we've destroyed hundreds upon hundreds of credits of heretic voodoo, and still manage to plunder capital ships under virtually any volume of incoming fire. lol, we're even growing as fast or faster then every other guild in the game...RUM ran to you for protection. but the new players, they be joining this side of the civil war for a pretty easy to understand reason.... it's FUN to be a pirate.

We are The Pirate Kings. We have that name because we were here before you, play better then you, and will continue to beat you around the ears no matter how many credits you pump into this civil war....

we're just... better then you.

Affectionately,

The Brilliance and MAjesty of The Pirate Kings,

[Grogggy]

Amen!

[Big Brother]

Ive got to say, Majesty has a point...

Despite the fact you guys stole a MoW back from me after I STOLE IT FROM BLACKPANTS is merely a statement that you can't protect very well, merely retaliate, and pick up on a raid after a REAL pirate initiates it...

[MAjesty]

ugh... i heard it was synzon who got the mow. no wonder it got captured back....


u fail at piracy. u go work on ur one man guild lameo.