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The Lion

Postby Raper » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:20 pm

A man and a woman, a married couple, went to a zoo and came to a cage full of lions. The man unfortunately wanted to touch one of the lions and stretched for that purpose his right arm through the cagebares. One of the lions inside the cage turned its head to that outstreched arm and bit it off. Then the unfortunate man fell down inunconciousness. His wife cryed out emedietely in rage: "That bad lion here had bit off the arm of my husband. Help help!" The zoodirektor, who made his way surching nearby, said calming to the highly excited woman: "Yes that makes oure lion. This is it's nature."
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Re: The Lion

Postby Shadowood » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:48 pm

I once was bit by a monkey in the monkey forest
I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
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Re: The Lion

Postby Grimrock Litless » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:53 pm

Zoos actually smells like shit.
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Re: The Lion

Postby Sebena » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:29 pm

Grimrock Litless wrote:Zoos actually smells like shit.



No s*it sherlock
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”
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