Greetings good citizens of Avonmora!

Well, it seems our good friends over at Fox, driven into raging with illicit lust for our prime Mexican dancing donkeys, have decided to join us en masse : bit extreme, our donkeys can always be hired for special events for the most reasonable of fees. Whatever, they want them all! And the Treasury too, which, whilst big enough, will make for rather small purses once shared out amongst these donkey-fanciers : I fear some may be disappointed with their due portion but there ya go... I'm sure none did this just for mere filthy lucre, no, it was for the glory, of course!

But I digress : this does leave us with a small problem : the current Mexican leadership dont really fancy sharing their stables with these new citizens.. I mean foxes have mange and other horrid diseases, it wouldnt be very hygienic. We have heard distressing rumors of Juicys bedtime habits and, frankly, even we are shocked!

Thus, we seek new nations and, as a small dowry, we will bring some nice fat shiny ports too! Well, they would only go to waste under the new ownership so.....

We are open to offers, lots of gold is always nice, we find : address your enquiries to the usual quarters, but hurry.. we may get bored meantime and go join Midway.. just for laughs

Do the Donkeys come with Mexico's ports or are you taking them with you?...

The donkeys will, of course, stay with their beloved owners... where ever they lay their hat, thats their home... so no, they dont come with the ports..which may be major disappointment for Fox at their celebration party.. no donkeys, so its Cappy in the barrel and draw a card for their place in the queue..

Danik wrote:The donkeys will, of course, stay with their beloved owners... where ever they lay their hat, thats their home...

Damn! Wanted them!

However... I do not believe I can not afford the Donkey's Prices... As you said, they eat a lot...

never mind, seems we may have lots of free time on our hands soon... maybe a new guild too.. perhaps a bunch of troublesome delinquents might gather to sail the seas tossing voodoo and causing mayhem.. its a thought.. you know what its like, one gets a bit bored and suddenly... mayhem ensues

perhaps these guild members would get donkey rights too... well, reduced rates perhaps... the are expensive!

Danik wrote:never mind, seems we may have lots of free time on our hands soon... maybe a new guild too.. perhaps a bunch of troublesome delinquents might gather to sail the seas tossing voodoo and causing mayhem.. its a thought.. you know what its like, one gets a bit bored and suddenly... mayhem ensues

perhaps these guild members would get donkey rights too... well, reduced rates perhaps... the are expensive!

Or Join HELM again

All options are open, but the merchant life is tedious when certain noxious types will just not let you be to quietly trade and enjoy the social life here : which leaves being an almighty pain in the posterior as a job description and source of entertainment... and that's why we play games, is it not, to be entertained?

Cappy? barrel? Entertaining?

Hmmm...still searching for wit.

Grogggy wrote:Cappy? barrel? Entertaining?

Hmmm...still searching for wit.

I could say that I doubt you'll find much of that in FOX. but I'm sure its full if witty banter, erudite discussion and playful puns.. a right barrel of laughs, in fact.

Beats the hell out of being an ayes, ayes rather be dead:)

Merry Christmas u grinchy pirate ******!