A man and a woman, a married couple, went to a zoo and came to a cage full of lions. The man unfortunately wanted to touch one of the lions and stretched for that purpose his right arm through the cagebares. One of the lions inside the cage turned its head to that outstreched arm and bit it off. Then the unfortunate man fell down inunconciousness. His wife cryed out emedietely in rage: "That bad lion here had bit off the arm of my husband. Help help!" The zoodirektor, who made his way surching nearby, said calming to the highly excited woman: "Yes that makes oure lion. This is it's nature."

I once was bit by a monkey in the monkey forest

Zoos actually smells like shit.

Grimrock Litless wrote:Zoos actually smells like shit.

No s*it sherlock