Well these are not my own quotes, but they were taught to me by my father, who learned them from his father before him.
1-Some people ain't got sense that god gave goose droppings.
2-It seems like the smarter people get, the dumber they get.
3-Always remember when someone thinks their better then you, that their feces stinks just as much as yours.
-language was toned down somewhat due to forum rules, the actual quotes involve a bit more colorful language
