Count Bobby and Count Rudy, some Vienese original persons, were going by their small boat over the Adria Sea in their holydays. Suddenly a shark came to their boat and attacked it by biteing into the small boat-hull. Count Rudy fetched his pocket-knife and wanted to step it into the body of the attacking shark. Now Count Bobby cried out: "Do not do this, do you not know that it is forbidden to trange fish by a knife. You have to use a fork for devideing a fish. That is not gentleman like."

how do i get a ship i want to sail

u get a ship when u sign up...and...this was totally the wrong topic to post in...