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Re: jokes and funny stories.
by Kangaroo » Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:01 pm
Some people are like Slinkies, totally useless but great fun to watch when you push them down the stairs
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Re: jokes and funny stories.
by sXs » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:05 pm
A child took the extraordinary step of divorcing himself from his parents as they regularily beat him.
The judge decided to place the child with his grandmother.
The child became agitated and said
"She beats me worse than my mum & dad"
The judge decided the child should live with his aunt.
"She beats me worse than my mum, dad and grandma together"
The judge needed time to deliberate & the case was adjourned.
Next session, the judge announced he would be awarding custody to the Freemantle football club because after much thought, it was decided they couldn't beat anyone.
The judge decided to place the child with his grandmother.
The child became agitated and said
"She beats me worse than my mum & dad"
The judge decided the child should live with his aunt.
"She beats me worse than my mum, dad and grandma together"
The judge needed time to deliberate & the case was adjourned.
Next session, the judge announced he would be awarding custody to the Freemantle football club because after much thought, it was decided they couldn't beat anyone.
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