[Finished] Your Jokes! - The Guild Games

[Captain Blue]

The Guild Games

As the name would imply, This Guild Game is all about jokes! You will post here,a joke that you come up with or something you find on the internet that you think is really funny.
The winner is whoever submitted the Funniest Joke.

Rules:

You have till Friday to submit a joke

Your Joke cannot be offensive or contain offensive words. (Let's Keep this Nice and Clean)

Your post must contain which guild you belong to

Each guild can send as much jokers (players to post) as they want however only 1 Joke per person.

Example
The Alliance Navy

Paddy & Mick in a cave,
Paddy turns to Mick & says " Dark in 'ere innit ? "
Mick replies " Dunno, I can't see ".

How the Winners will be decide?
The other moderator will decide 5 Funniest Jokes then a poll will be made for everyone to decide who they think is the funniest.

Prize
The Winner will get a glorious 1 Guild Point

On your Marks, Ready, Get Funny, Go!!

[Roileon]

I think the description was funny enough to be in the contest
I like it, will think of a joke

[Roileon]

Does the joke have to be one we made, or can it be one we've found or heard?

[Rolando]

What's the difference between a government and the Mafia? The Mafia is organized crime.

PK

[Roileon]

dont forget to say what guild ur representing

[Captain Blue]

Does the joke have to be one we made, or can it be one we've found or heard?

It can be jokes you've come up with, heard from a stranger or found on google

[Roileon]

[Fox]

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.

Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.

The snail says, ‘What the heck was that all about?’

[Mohammed]

PK




son: mom you lied to me
mom : when
son : you said that my younger brother is an angle
mom : he is
son : but why didn't he fly when i threw him of the balcony

[Big Brother]

Fox
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...

[Lefty]

[ATC]

A young cabin boy enters a merchant shop in Gasp and the merchant whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest cabin boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The merchant puts a large golden doubloon in one hand and two smaller silver doubloons in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the two smaller silver doubloons and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the merchant. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the smaller silver doubloons instead of the large golden doubloon?” The cabin boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, “Because the day I take the large golden doubloon, the game is over!”