Royal Edict: DoomIris is Banished from my Kingdom

[MAjesty]

Hear ye, hear ye.

For the unacceptable crimes noted below in the appendix. DoomIris is hereby banished from the Holy Zombie Kingdom of Somalia (DZKS.)

Just because I'm joking doesn't mean I wont enforce this edict with extreme prejudice, violence, and zeal.

DoomIris, you have 24 hours to get out of the Divine Kingdom that is Somalia by any means you see fit. The Divine Navy will await you in the port of your choice to collect all Somalia-themed Swag you have collected during your blasphemy upon my Holy nation.

At 24 hours from the posting of this edict, if you, DoomIris, continue to defile the Holy Kingdom, you will be hassled with the cheap stuff in His Majesty King Jesus, Zombies' voodoo inventory for a period of roughly 24 hours, or until His Majesty Jesus, Zombie decides to escalate the removal of you from Holy territory.

At 24 hours from the posting of this edict, if you, DoomIris, continue to defile my Holy Kingdom, the gloves come off, and your fleet will suffer under surreal volumes of voodoo and conventional violence.

This conflict will not stop until you, DoomIris, have left the Divine Zombie Kingdom of Somalia. Save your fleet and your headache, and get out now.

Regards,
His Majesty Zombie Jesus
Divine Appointee to the Throne
Somali People, in the Royal 'We' Sense of the Word

Appendix
I don't have to explain myself to you, get out of my Kingdom or I'll eat you alive.

[R0nnie]

lol....the zombies have really eaten your brain for breakfast...

[MAjesty]

Player DoomIris, please be aware.. Somalia is as previous posting bound me to perform the consequences threatened earlier.

We wish we could have saved you, welcomed you into our land... But you have committed the horrendous crimes mentioned above.

Unfortunately, you are in fact getting pushed out.

As promised.

****Voodoo info removed (Posting of any user info is prohibited) ~Cpt Jack

That's the cheap stuff His Majestic Somalian King Zombie Jesus is dumping on you.

Tomorrow if you DoomIris, have not left His Majestic King Zombie nation His Majestic King Zombie is gonna open up the top shelf and dump the expensive voodoo on you.

Get Out of . House

[Captain Blue]

You know 24hrs isn't enough? what if he isn't online? or even if he is and tried swapping nation.... it might take him a few hours or even maybe days because you need to hunt players and earn 50 ranks to successfully switch nation.

[MAjesty]

Sigh...Fine

If the blasphemer begins clearly making an effort to leave the Divine Kingdom.

His Majesty will cancel all voodoo. .

[Swampy]

Wondered why Doomiris had set up a diplomatic corps.......I don't understand why 24 hrs isn't enough and this is not a personal thing but as long as something is in the rules of the game then why do we feel the need to justify them?

If someone feels like taking someone out that's their call, if they do so and get battered in retaliation then so what? I've been plundered a couple of times but lost so little that I didn't want to escalate into a war, even if I knew I could win it. One person came back and hit me every day for 3 days so I hit them back hard and they left me alone. I didn't feel the need to justify my actions.....

If Zombie wants to give him 24 hrs notice that's up to Zombie, he could make it 48 hrs or 1 hr, that's up to Zombie. If Doomiris retaliates, that's up to Doom. Unless we come up with some sort of code that everyone will agree to (never happen) and everyone will enforce (never happen) then these conversations are moot.

Of course, if you feel Doomiris has been harshly dealt with you can always choose to assist him. That's your prerogative, d as you see fit.

[Captain Blue]

lmao im not on anyone side i just simply said that 24hr might now be enough for some people who isn't as active.
Also i could ask the same thing why zombie want doom gone from carrying the somalian flag its a personal choice that was made by doom.

P.S just be more direct next time

[MAjesty]

because now it's my flag.

[Roileon]

King of Somalia can do whatever he wants, why question him?

[Xanadu]

Just a question here and not trying to get in any ones way, but If you are king of a nation and attack someone under your own flag, don't you become an instant Pirate and lose your own flag? Just thought I heard that somewhere...