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Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:21 amby Meliva
5/6/2019.
Avonmora day 2430
With the Absence of King Phoenix, Duchess Meliva has taken command of our retaliation against those damn Americans. She gave us a rousing speech, made a call to arms and struck against them with a mighty attack.
Which failed. Miserably. Barely any direct damage was done and we got our asses kicked. But she was more motivated by it. However then while making a new speech the American Xpro launched a large counterattack and we got our asses kicked. Again.
At the moment she is making a new speech as our ships are attacked, raided, and blasted. She's very good at speeches. War not so much apparently. My only hope Is I return to see my wife and 12 kids. Not likely by the looks of it. Dear God in heaven please send help.
Signed- Captain Bob.
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:24 amby PFH
12 kids dear lord
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:27 amby Meliva
5/6/2019
Avonmora Day 2430.
Duchess Meliva has been exchanging letters with the American King. In one of which she questioned why he didn't use Fugitives of Justice against us on top of his already massive attack. In response The king corrected his mistake, and used them. I am currently making a replica of the duchess, so that I may strangle it in my free time to help with my rage. Lord, why is our leader so bad at war. Please, send king Phoenix back to us, before we lynch this woman.
Captain Bob
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:28 amby PFH
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:49 amby Magnus the red
6/05/2019
Avonmora day 2430
Nearing our ambush points of the dreaded Kittian oppressors the deck was cloaked in silence soldiers prepared their weapons and cleaned their cannons.
We knew they would fight to the death for every inch of their land but we were ready Admiral Wade assured us that our fleet was unstoppable they hit back with much might but our Armada did not back down we held them at bay attack after attack but we shall not yield!
-Lieutenant Charles Howard aboard the USS Ironside
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:51 amby Meliva
5/6/2019
Avonmora Day 2430.
Captain Bob died 5 minutes ago, hit by a cannon ball as he strangled a doll he made to look like Duchess Meliva while shouting various obscenities. The shot came from Shadowwood while he and others raided our ships during this time of great disaster. Apparently duchess asked for help from them, but was refused. I also received a letter stating that the late captain's wife has recently gave birth to octuplets, and so 20 children are now without a father. However a brief respite has been given to us, as we take a breather and survey the damage. Lord knows another attack is imminent. I pray for the swift return of our rightful king. Because Mel is really doing poorly.
Lieutenant Bob(no relation to captain Bob)
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 2:58 amby Magnus the red
5/6/2019
Avonmora Day 2430.
Our fleet was caught off-guard by The duchess Mel ,the men call her the Dread Duchess, till Shadowood reinforced their line and pushed
her fleets back. May the lord have mercy on our souls for the Kittians will have none for us now and I will have none for them either!
--Lieutenant Charles Howard aboard the USS Ironside
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 3:14 amby Dmanwuzhere
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 3:50 amby Meliva
5/6/2019
Avonmora Day 2430.
Many of our men have started Call Mel the Dread Duchess, as whenever a new order arrives or a letter is sent we all are filled with Dread at our inevitable doom. But for once a letter arrived proclaiming something we havn't had since the start of this dreaded campaign. A VICTORY. We had to double check it to make sure we read it right, then checked to see if this was meant for our enemy. But no, by some divine miracle Mel the old witch repelled a large barrage of horrible voodoo slung by Pro's own Witch doctor. It took the old hag all her effort to do so, but for once we have a small hope. Until we read that the next barrage is due within an hour. We all are now wearing red shirts and brown pants for what is to come.
Lieutenant Bob.
Re: Captain's Diary
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Tue May 07, 2019 4:08 amby Shadowood
More people need to take war like Meliva!
3 cheers for Meliva the Kittten Herder!
