Fantasy Draft VIII - Official Chit Chat

[Zephore]

Wait... he carved out turtles, to use them a a suit?

[William Pitt]

BREAKING NEWS!!!



KIM EXPOSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait... he carved out turtles, to use them a a suit?

A private investigation lead by someone who wishes not to be named has turned up not only that the allegations are true, but also that team Kim has been running a turtle boxing ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant. AND the sausage on the pizza? It's made of turtle. Disgraceful!

Things are adding up now!

[Leo]

That does it! Do we even know who this guy is??

Is his name really even Kim?

Does he even need glasses?

Does he even actually play PG, or is that fake too??

[The Lamb]

LMFAO!!!! The resemblance is uncanny

[Noffin]

[Haron]

It seems a madman came up with this, I hope there's more than one room available at the Avonmora Asylum!

After having to treat this patient not only once, but twice, Dr Mengele was in need of a good, long vacation. Now he has returned, however, and has more than enough room for these patients. As he says: "After dealing with this psychopath madman rather special case, nothing will ever seem difficult or strange again"

And that's from a doctor who treats cheesy puff addictions and donkey fetishes on a regular basis.

[Zephore]

It seems a madman came up with this, I hope there's more than one room available at the Avonmora Asylum!

After having to treat this patient not only once, but twice, Dr Mengele was in need of a good, long vacation. Now he has returned, however, and has more than enough room for these patients. As he says: "After dealing with this psychopath madman rather special case, nothing will ever seem difficult or strange again"

And that's from a doctor who treats cheesy puff addictions and donkey fetishes on a regular basis.

Madmen? we have evidence. Pixel is the mad one

[The Lamb]

Caspian News Network:

This just in. Investigators are following leads into Captain Bangers activities. So far 12 different scandalous, underhanded and socially unsettling issues have been confirmed, but nothing as of yet that anyone would actually be surprised to hear Captain Banger committing.

When presented with these dastardly deeds, an anonymous source close to Captain Banger said "Meh".

We will keep you posted when and if we find something out of the norm.

This is CNN, most trusted news in Avornmora

[Meliva]

loving the banter so far. Good work to all of you .

Teams are turning out great.

[Argo]

I will happily stand before the War Crimes Tribunal for animal cruelty once this draft is done - because I and all our crew are innocent of all charges.
In the meantime - I have received word our staunch Captain Kim, is indeed hard at work on location, strategizing and planning.
He is a great leader our Captain...working quietly in the background...surprising all when he finally shows up and delivers the goods...

I have proof he is in fact, working hard for his crew and the draft as I write this: