[Finished] Your Jokes! - The Guild Games

[Hitler]

It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic,
unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt
such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to
homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.

[Captain Blue]

This Guild Game will be closed today at 19:00 Server Time.

Those who has yet to send their jokes, you still have a chance!

[Princess]

PK

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

[Raceingspirit]

ATC

Man saw nice girl in cafe and decided to get to know her. He went to her table and asked:
„Excuse me can I sit in your table?“
„NO, I’m not going to sleep with you!“ yells girl over the cafe.
Everybody looks at them and smirked. Red faced young man returns to his table. In a moment same girl comes to his table:
„I’m Sorry. The thing is that I'm a psychologist and I write work about "various types of human behavior in marginal situations'."
"What," yelled the young man suddenly. "Two hundred euros?"
Girl rushes out of the cafe. And young man follows her and says calmly:
"Please excuse me. The thing is that I am a lawyer and I know how to make people feel guilty ... "

[Briar]

[TMN]

Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "FIRE ENGINES DON'T STOP FOR RED LIGHTS!."

[Captain Blue]

Yohohohohoho, Joke Submission is now CLOSED

I will enjoy all your jokes and set up a poll for the top 5 funniest jokes that has been submitted. When the poll is ready Everyone can vote.

[Roileon]

Sorry for the delay in response here. This is the hardest one to judge.

[Captain Blue]

Comment by typing the number of the joke which you think is the funniest.

1) A young cabin boy enters a merchant shop in Gasp and the merchant whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest cabin boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The merchant puts a large golden doubloon in one hand and two smaller silver doubloons in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the two smaller silver doubloons and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the merchant. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the smaller silver doubloons instead of the large golden doubloon?” The cabin boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, “Because the day I take the large golden doubloon, the game is over!”

2) son: mom you lied to me
mom : when
son : you said that my younger brother is an angle
mom : he is
son : but why didn't he fly when i threw him of the balcon

3) Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

4) Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "FIRE ENGINES DON'T STOP FOR RED LIGHTS!."

5) Man saw nice girl in cafe and decided to get to know her. He went to her table and asked:
„Excuse me can I sit in your table?“
„NO, I’m not going to sleep with you!“ yells girl over the cafe.
Everybody looks at them and smirked. Red faced young man returns to his table. In a moment same girl comes to his table:
„I’m Sorry. The thing is that I'm a psychologist and I write work about "various types of human behavior in marginal situations'."
"What," yelled the young man suddenly. "Two hundred euros?"
Girl rushes out of the cafe. And young man follows her and says calmly:
"Please excuse me. The thing is that I am a lawyer and I know how to make people feel guilty ... "

[Roileon]

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[Malachi Constant]

3