The tavern doors swing open with a boom. Stumbling in with an empty rum bottle in one hand and broken stick in the other, Captain Fatbeard in slurred speech announces
Listen up yous scallywags. I'mm here to plunder the captain's daughter. (Hiccup) If ye got a ploblem with dat, I'll run ya down with me cutlass.
Fatbeard stumbles toward a table.
Her booty be a fine prize, bring me another bott..........(Hiccup) bottle of rum while I wait.
Fatbeard passes out at the table