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Politician Diary

Postby Meliva » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:46 am

7/18/2019
Avonmora Day 2503

Once more Disaster had struck the once great nation of St. Kitts. The Isle of Man, using their great wealth, influence and power seized the last of our port holdings. The other having been taken by the Americans, to keep out of the hands of the new invaders. Once more several of the leaders of Kitts fled to new nations abandoning the old, and once more Meliva and a few others took a stand to keep it alive. With great expense, and with the aid of foreign allies the Kitts flag Flies once more in Tzogos. It is a good day, a happy day, but many fear tomorrow. Already there are whispered rumors of crows circling the port, and turtles eyeing our boats. A man with one eye bought a blonde wig and another man has been heard shouting about a kraken throughout the port-though none has been actually spotted. We do not know what may come tomorrow, we only hope it is peace.

Signed-Sir Dikus Biggus.
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby Shadowood » Fri Jul 19, 2019 3:50 am

Kraken!!
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby DezNutz » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:46 pm

Message in a bottle, would have been better.
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby Meliva » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:39 am

DezNutz wrote:Message in a bottle, would have been better.


Kinda wanted it to have a similar title to Captain's diary from the US fight. But yeah that is a good title too.
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby xPROx » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:41 am

We can bring the US one back to life
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby Meliva » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:01 am

xPROx wrote:We can bring the US one back to life


would prefer not to. That fight's over and I don't want it to start again, I finally can sit down without flinching after licking me wounds from it. :D
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:08 am

i saw a fella leaving tzogos by the name of dikkur biggur said sir dikus biggus had possibly passed away in the plague and although its possible he got away on one of the ships leaving ,due to the rioting he doubted it :D :D :D :D
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby sXs » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:15 am

Had one eye and a blonde weave....... riding a turtle
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Re: Politician Diary

Postby William one eye » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:23 am

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Re: Politician Diary

Postby Meliva » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:29 am

7/19/2019
Avonmora Day 2504

"Following the day of our seizure of our rightful port of Tzogos a horrifying plague has spread through the population-killing millions upon millions. We know not exactly who or what caused this disease, or even what the disease even is-my brother dikkur biggur swears it came from those blonde street walkers that some fella called D dropped off to the port gave it to us, and that he should have known 5 coin a night was too good to be true-not sure what he meant by all this, but he's fled on his ship, scratching all the while. My wife, Incontinentia Buttocks has also caught the disease, after returning from a visit to her sisters, though it dawns on me that she was an only child-who the hell did she visit? Alas I grow weary, the port is safe in Kitts hands as none wish to touch it due to the disease, so we need not worry another takeover anytime soon."
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