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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby Leo the Conqueror » Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:16 pm

I ran into an old enemy of mine the other day.

Then I backed up and ran into him again
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby sXs » Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:03 pm

Dez,

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome.

Now I know why people call you handsome.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby Lil Lola » Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:14 pm

sXs wrote:Dez,

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome.

Now I know why people call you handsome.


I concede to Feniks!!! Bravo!!! Victory is his alone! :D I can not top that one.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby PFH » Sat Jul 29, 2023 1:22 am

These are solid :D
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby Lil Lola » Sat Jul 29, 2023 1:52 am

PFH wrote:These are solid :D


What no jokes from the joker?
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby DezNutz » Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:47 pm

I know I'm a ****, but you need not put me in your mouth so often.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby Lil Lola » Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:43 pm

DezNutz wrote:I know I'm a ****, but you need not put me in your mouth so often.


Tastes like cheesy poofs. By the way Dez you speak more about Feniks then he speaks about you. Just saying lol.

But to be truthful Dez it wasn’t Feniks that was tongue punching your fart box. You see there was talk about getting your drunken ass to your rendezvous with Admiral Nelson at 2 am to settle a score. Shadowood was indisposed, Willy had to lay low because of some trouble so I volunteered before anyone had time to object because they knew I would mess up. Well they were right because I was holding the map upside down. North is not down is it? Anyway while sailing to the wrong coordinates I remembered Noffin said you needed to be prepped and the way I normally prep for a late rendezvous is to wax/shave head to toe. So I just happened to have purchase skintimates scented razors in Raspberry Rain with the matching scented shave gel. I was running late so I ripped off your clothes and used a douche to remove the dingleberries and prepped your bung hole but the scent caught the attention of a giant kraken monstrosity. He got one look at you in your precarious position and his “leviathan” slipped in. Too make a frightening story short. I think it impregnated you and you will start to show in another month. A similar situation happened to this mermaid friend of mine.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby William one eye » Mon Jul 31, 2023 3:13 pm

I saw a nun in her underwear the other day while making a delivery at a convent.

They told me she just had a bad habit.
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby William one eye » Mon Jul 31, 2023 3:20 pm

I don't believe every one posting are actually dads, some of you are faux pas
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Re: Dad Jokes for Days

Postby Lil Lola » Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:46 am

Hey wasn’t Feniks supposed to be declared the winner yesterday or something? Maybe someone needs to front the kid some credits?
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