larry/glitch/wutever you Will Never Rule Somalia, Just Leave

[MAjesty]

I tried to be polite about this. I even asked you politely to move along on your quest to be King of as many of the hundreds of nations available as possible.

You rebuffed my request, and instead chose to push a ridiculous issue... so now may we focus on it.. insodoing making the issue even more delightfully rediculous.

This isn't my position. This is The Position.

You will not Rule Our Country. Somalia is Mine, in Spirit even if not in body. Your aggression and presumptive attitude is an attack on Us. As such it is not enough to rule you in Spirit. So long as you remain in Our Somalia, We will rule you in Body as well as in Spirit. There are other great Kings in Queens in the virtual world who may choose to come share the Body of Our Crown, and as they are good and decent people They will be welcomed..but rest assured, you will never have it.

It seems more should be said here... but really it is that simple. you will not be the "King" of Somalia, even if only on your computer screen for a single day. The point is made, and that is that.

On a quasi-related note-although to be honest this has more to do with Ghent then the likes of you. We have chosen to abandon the throne atop the hill of Avonmora. When Xepshunall chose to leave this deeply claw marked throne to Us, it was clear it would only be a matter of time before We would lose time of Our own kicking down at the hungry ascending below Us. And We were ever so right. It's truly amazing that 2 minutes and 3 fugitive cards is enough to do 30 to 50 million gold in damages.... As such it is with a heavy heart that the Throne is hereby thrust upon Captain Dungeness. May it bring You less Heartache then it did We, furthermore may it fill Your heart with the virtual pride We had hoped to gain from it.

We will return instead to the proper place of any true monarch of Somalia. Piracy.. in companionship with the other truly Great Pirate Kings.

On the subject of Our Kingdom, the banishment of DoomIris is hereby revoked. If you will accept Our Apologies We would like to promote you to "guy with spear" in the attachment below. Having been faced with outright cruelty from Our Throne you have stood firm yet never offered a moment of disrespect. As such you are an embraced member of Our Kingdom if you will accept Us.

you larry, lefty, or whatever you call yourself, you can fancy yourself as either of the ones on the ground. And so shall you remain until you gain some senses and leave Our Kingdom.

Always Yours,
Majesty

[Lefty]

Someone needs a hug

[Big Brother]

Thank you your Royal undeadness. I thank you for the pardon.

[Big Brother]

and i accept your apologies.