This was just done for fun, this is only a cover page ( there are currently no other pages or full articles ),
at the moment Im currently not planning to actual write a whole actual tabloid magazine.

The crew was not loyal.. They were begging to do a little sinning in Tortuga!

Um who’s Charity anyway?

Dman's I'm sure he needs all he can get the poor fella

Mack wrote:Dman's I'm sure he needs all he can get the poor fella

Oh hell to the no! I am not stripping for Dman! That is like incest at this point or something IDK. Even if he do be looking like a broke man’s Kid Rock. Eww. I think my brain is broken with that thought. I would rather send another victim for that. Sheesh.

What's a broke mans kid rock look like

Well one wears jeans from Walmart/Sears and the other one wears jeans from high end designers like Balenciaga and pretends they are from Walmart/Sears. Does that make sense?

Lol ok fair enough, I figured you would talk about Long hair and scruffy beard and such. So you think damn looks like an off brand kid rock?

literally can't tell dman apart from all the other inbred toothless mouth breathers at Walmart

Mack wrote:Lol ok fair enough, I figured you would talk about Long hair and scruffy beard and such. So you think damn looks like an off brand kid rock?

Side profile he is a dead ringer for Kid Rock. Hair long, thin and brown. The jawline.

Anyway what I meant is Kid Rock is as country as Gwen Stefani. Later on in life became immersed in the culture.