Royal Proclamation: Divine Welcome to the Court of Somalia

[Grogggy]

Well maybe I'm confused:) Is Lefty ".." or Larry or whatever he is lately?

[Lefty]

The L stands for Leader of Somalia

[Grogggy]

I'm even more confunsed. Somalia according to my map is ruled by Maj as always...

Well anyway, ".." that guy is a no-ship, no account pirate who doesn't do anything but sit back in his lair and spit out cards from his huge moldy voodoo stack...

[MAjesty]

no! if u read or respond to a troll in any way. u FEED his lust for human sadness . we aint gonna play like that this is my party. and we're serving drinks.

not to mention the finest ladies in all of north west Africa.

[Fyren]

After long weeks of hard work and good winds I was finally on my way home. Now the proud owner of a wonderful new ship, when - out of the nowhere - suddenly this pirate turned up and stole my wonderful new ship from me.
All the hard work for nothing....all the suffering for nothing.....nothing left except of anger and the lust for revenge...no one in the harbour was willing to help...the officials - useless. There was just enough money left to drown my sorrows, may anger with cheap booze, in the cheapest tavern. Telling the tavern keeper my story did not get me any sympathies or better booze, but suddenly I felt this hand on my shoulder and a low, silent voice invited my for a drink and WAS interested in my story. The voice belonged to the leader of a group of Somalis. I told them my story and the last thing I remember was that my glass of booze seemed to be always full. The next thing I remember was that the Tavern Keeper woke me up next day. I was alone, I was not sure if I had dreamed that encounter or if it was real. The headaches where definitely real. And where did all the money in my pockets came from....

[Rolando]

Again you cannot honestly make a royal proclamation Maj unless Lefty has named you Court Jester. Your a noble at best, in title at least. Your a noble who seeks to be King, just as your guild seeks to be the Pirate Kings. However what you are is simple, a Pretender to the throne. The past is done, the future to come, and you are not a King. You can claim it, however the truth does not agree.

[MAjesty]

also dont get to be at the somalia party. go back to wherever u came from. not welcome here. shoo

[Rolando]

Now allow me the King of Spain to teach you the King of Pain what you meant to say.

You said:

also dont get to be at the somalia party. go back to wherever u came from. not welcome here. shoo

You meant: Additionally, you do not get to be at this Somalia party. Go back to wherever YOU came from. YOU are not welcome here. Shoo.

Now that we can reasonably understand your garbling speech. Please continue with your farcical (look that up) proclamations.

[MAjesty]

Somalia!!!!

Button time.

[Lefty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lld3Gv20YZ8
You aint keeping Somalia real. Get out wannabes!