Mutiny - A Skyhawk Tale

[Hawk]

Somewhere off the port of Aoria aboard the brig "DarkHawk"


First Mate: Its the LEVIATHAN!!!

Skyhawk: I noticed.. it's been sinking our ships for the past 18 hours

First Mate: Well just thought I should point it out

Skyhawk: ...

First Mate: ....

First Mate: There goes "The Angel"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

First Mate: What happened!!!!!!

Skyhawk: I loaded "The Angel" with gunpowder

First Mate: Brillant Captain!! You killed the Leviathan!

Skyhawk: No.. didn't even slow it down

First Mate: ...

Skyhawk: ....

First Mate: ... um.. Captain?

Skyhawk: Yes?

First Mate: If the Leviathan is unkillable!!! Why have we been fighting it for the past 12 hours!!???

Skyhawk: You gave the order to open fire.. I decided to humor you

First Mate: .......

First Mate: *Looks at second mate and nods*

Skyhawk: O_o

First Officer: I'm sorry to do this capt.. but the crew agree with me..

Second Mate: We are relieving you of command

Skyhawk: ........

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Ten minutes of intense fighting later

First Mate: Well that wasn't too hard *Looks at Skyhawk who is tied to the mast*

Second Mate: *Climbs back onboard the ship dripping wet* Whatever you say.. *cough*

First Mate: Skyhawk, if you cooperate I could use you as a First Mate

Skyhawk: Whatever..

First Mate: *Cuts Skyhawk down*

Skyhawk: .....

Second Mate: So whats our first move Captain?

First Mate: Well.. we need to get back into shallow waters where we are safe from the leviathan

Skyhawk: It can follow us into port.. remember tortuga?

First Mate: Tortuga -_-'

Second Mate: And lets not forget all our fully manned ships that kept getting commandeered

First Mate: -_-

Skyhawk: ....

First Mate: Well then we will split up our ships and send them into different ports..

Second Mate: That won't work.. our fleet in New Land was attacked just an hour ago

First Mate: !!!!!! O_O The leviathan can travel that quickly?

Skyhawk: Apparently..

First Mate: .....

First Mate: Second Mate get our voodoo man, surely he can delay the leviathan for a few days

Skyhawk: *Laughs* Try a few minutes

First Mate: *Glares at Skyhawk* .......

First Mate: Second Mate what about offensive voodoo?

Second Mate: Not even an option, everything we cast is.. Skyhawk just jumped overboard!

First Mate: Well go get hi..

Giant Tentacle smashes into ship and the Leviathan proceeds to demolish the "DarkHawk"

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10 mins later aboard "Lady's Touch"

First Mate: *Dumps water out of his boot* How much are we getting paid for this?

Skyhawk: Not enough..

First Mate: ....

Skyhawk: ....

Second Mate: The leviathan is leaving

Skyhawk: We must not be worth the effort

First Mate: Now is our chance to strike!! *Pulls out a map dramaticly*

First Mate: Skyhawk! take a cutter into port, rally a new fleet and do your thing. Second Mate, take "The Destroyer" to New Land and take command of our fleet there! We will raid his trading fleets with hit and run tactics.. never stay in one place too long. We will cut his gold income and weaken his moral! Check the taverns and spread the word.. Skyhawk's crew is out for blood!!!

Skyhawk: ....

First Mate: Second Mate! How much gold do we have?

Second Mate: None..

First Mate: What!?

Second Mate: Apparently a thief snuck into our hideout 52 times and stole all our gold

First Mate: O_O waaaaaa....

Skyhawk: Did you catch him?

Second Mate: Yes, four times

First Mate: .....

First Mate: From now on.. we hide our gold as soon as we get it

Skyhawk: Agreed..

Skyhawk: By the way there is a flaw in your plan

First Mate: How so?

Skyhawk: In order to attack his fleets we have to find them first

First Mate: He has a motherload of trading fleets on set routes!!! Its not like he's in hiding!!

Second Mate: Er.. Captain.. the same barrier that blocks all our spells, somehow makes his fleets undetectable

Skyhawk: Actually it's an unbreakable barrier that keeps all ships from being found by mortal means

Second Mate: What he said...

First Mate: Wait.. wha.. I... how?

Lookout: Leviathan off the starboard bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Mate: .......

First Mate: $@#% this!! *jumps overboard*

Skyhawk: Could someone grab Wally?

Second Mate: Aye Captain

Skyhawk: Helmsman take us into port

Helmsman: Aye Aye Captain

Skyhawk: And John..

Second Mate: Yes Captain?

Skyhawk: Prepare a message.. It's time to contact Blue


The End (not really)

[M0nkeydluffy]

no comment bro

[Roileon]

Hilarious. Why you had me at leviathan. I hear there is a whole civilization of them. Thats how they can attack at once all over the globe.
C'mon luffy, uk it's funny, or maybe it's only funny if u've experienced something like it. Either way u gotta give em props