TRIAL - ZEPHORE vs Citizens of Avonora

[The Lamb]

We have heard a lot in this trial. He said, she said, I assumed, he should have… Mrs. Agro suffers from a classic case of posterior tenderness. Did she ask about the ships? Yes, did they discuss the ships? Yes, did Zephore sell the ships? No, did she make up this trial to try and hood wink my client? Well, that’s for you to decide.

Such a shady figure the plaintiff even bought more ships from him since starting this. Both of these fine sailors deserved to be heard, but “I think” and “I feel like” don’t change the fact that you don’t own something till the money changes hand. The sale is not final till the sale is final. I think it’s a clear case of seller’s remorse, and for what ever reason, he decided not to sell HIS property… He even stated he didn’t know if he wanted to sell it.
Here is a picture of Captain Zephore’s hand and the glove traditionally used to see if the charges fit. As we can clearly see, they don’t!




Thank you and may Poseidon bless all of us. Safe travels.

[Meliva]

Very well. We shall confer to decide the verdict.
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After discussing things thoroughly, at a 2-1 vote, everyone in this court is sentenced to hanging-Judges, Lawyers, jury, Witnesses-everyone, and then will be fed to the turtles. Starting with Judge Mel. For those curious, Both Sockie, and Buzzie voted for hanging, and demanded I hang first. I apparently am not well liked by my fellow judges. Regardless, verdict is given, now, if everyone will please, form a ordely line behind me, while I lead us to the hanging tree. Since the bailiff and everyone is also being hanged, We'll need to perform our own hangings, Watch as I demonstrate how to do so, then perform your own execution. The turtles will show up later for their meals.

[Meliva]

Also, since I am hanging first, I will be trusting in everyone's good will and honor to follow through with this verdict once I'm gone. No chickening out. The turtles will hunt your arses down if you try to leave.

[Argo]

[quote="El Draque"]We have heard a lot in this trial. He said, she said, I assumed, he should have… Mrs. Agro suffers from a classic case of posterior tenderness. Did she ask about the ships? Yes, did they discuss the ships? Yes, did Zephore sell the ships? No, did she make up this trial to try and hood wink my client? Well, that’s for you to decide.

Such a shady figure the plaintiff even bought more ships from him since starting this. Both of these fine sailors deserved to be heard, but “I think” and “I feel like” don’t change the fact that you don’t own something till the money changes hand. The sale is not final till the sale is final. I think it’s a clear case of seller’s remorse, and for what ever reason, he decided not to sell HIS property… He even stated he didn’t know if he wanted to sell it.
Here is a picture of Captain Zephore’s hand and the glove traditionally used to see if the charges fit. As we can clearly see, they don’t!




(Oh that's just not fair....too funny)

[Argo]

That's the way, Judge Mel...LOL...you go first"

[The Lamb]

El Draque walks up to the gallows and disrobes, stands over the trap door with rope around his neck.... the door sings open...

The court artist managed to capture the horror of his hanging (edited for content)

[Argo]

As the crowd gather to get in line, Argo makes her way down towards the docks pushing her way against the crowd.
She climbs aboard, calls to her crew and takes the helm...



As they head off Argo looks back over her shoulder at the swinging bodies up on the gallows, rising in number every second. They are all there, Draque already deceased, she sees Zephore in line laughing with his friends....She smiles.
She is pleased.

[Henry Avery]

He walked into the ocean, and several minutes later, his flagship frigate rose out of the sea offshore, as he sailed away. His metallic laughter could be heard still.

Ha! Ain't turning me into scrap just yet, yah slack jawed idjits!

[Dmanwuzhere]

**dman buys a copy of miab and chuckles at the nudity in the first illustrated drawing**

[Argo]

LMAO